Just rearranged my corner desk shelves so there will be no shelf above the printer.
Had to remove my laptop case to get the room for everything but my laptop hasn't left my apartment in years so the case being in a closet is fine.
After the first destruction of a printer I removed all the Command Strip Velcro picture hangers and replaced with hook and nail hangers. Mayhaps this new printer will be safe.
New printer is supposed to arrive next Tuesday or Wednesday.
I just don't really understand why the spindle of DVDs falling on the thing busted the printer. I could see the scanner being harmed as it is the top most part but I would think that the scanner would have buffered and protected the actual printing part. My best guess would be that the actual damage was to a circuit board that controls the print head.