Try this recipe for a change if you are expecting a lot of visitors.
Elephant stew. Ingredients. One medium sized elephant 500 large onions.(chopped) 2 rabbits (OPTIONAL) gravy of your choice. Method Skin and chop the elephant into bite sized chunks, and add the chopped onions. Cover with the gravy and cook over a fire for four weeks at 465 degrees F, 240 degrees Celsius. This will serve 3800 people. If more visitors are expected, skin, chop and add the rabbits. Only do this if it is absolutely essential, as most people do not like a hare in their stew.
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